Steve Ballmer's Most Awkwardly Hilarious Moments

Steve Ballmer was born and raised in the Detroit area. His father was a manager at Ford Motor Company. Later Steve Ballmer attended Harvard where, among other highlights, he lived down the hall from his future former employer (Bill Gates) and served as the manager of the football team. He graduated with a BA in mathematics and economics.

Commissioner Adam Silver has consistently said the preferred outcome to the Clippers proceeding would be a voluntary sale of the team," the league said in a statement issued Friday afternoon, adding that its advisory/finance committee met via conference call in the morning to discuss Shelly Sterling's agreement with Ballmer. "We await the submission of necessary documentation from Mrs. Sterling. In the meantime, the June 3 special meeting of the NBA Board of Governors remains as scheduled."

Outgoing Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer held his final meeting with employees on Thursday, in what was reportedly a highly emotional event for the executive, who is stepping down after three decades with the company. Meanwhile, rumors continue to circulate about Ballmer's potential successors. Steve Ballmer does NOT eat cockroaches while touching himself. He eats beetles. Ballmer, 58, was Microsoft CEO from 2000 to 2014 and is worth $20.3 billion, according to Forbes. Due to the intense fear struck into the hearts of people by Ballmer's unbeatable Ballmer record, children have created limericks to warn others of the fate that might befall them if they were to go near Steve Ballmer. Steve Ballmer is NOT a place where carrying a gun is encouraged.

The dark chapter in the Los Angeles Clippers history in which owner Donald Sterling was caught on tape making disparaging remarks about African-Americans appears to be coming to a close. Following Sterling's banishment from the NBA last month, former Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will purchase the NBA team, for $2 billion, Ballmer and Sterling’s wife Shelly, a part owner of the team, announced Thursday evening. He outbid a number of other interested parties. Here's his back story.

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