Is 50's First Pitch The Worst Ever?
I think 50 Cent was trying to get on SportsCenter. Fuhgeddaboudit. Instead of 50 Cent, his new rapper name should be Wooden (Arm) Nickel. That cat in the video rescuing the kid from a dog attack in California tossed a better first pitch last week. Heck, even Baba Booey's infamous pitch in the same ballpark a few years ago wasn't nearly as awful. I mean, Jackson (I'm not calling him 50 or Fiddy) looks relatively athletic, but girls everywhere would be offended if I said he threw like a girl - and they'd be right to be upset. He looked like he'd never before throw a ball (any type of ball) in his life. Type your email address in the box and click the "create subscription" button. My list is completely spam free, and you can opt out at any time.
Seriously, that was as atrocious as it gets. He definitely needs a makeup pitch. Like tomorrow. If there was any lingering doubt about baseball's decline in the inner city, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson ended the debate Tuesday night at New York's Citi Field with the most pathetic excuse for a first pitch I've ever seen.
Cent is indeed in a league of his own in terms of his ball’s horizontal distance from home plate. It’s a bit of a toss-up whether his pitch is farther from the plate than Carly Rae Jepsen ’s pitch last July, although it’s difficult to compare the two since Jepsen’s pitch hit the ground about halfway there. Fictional and extinct figures (mascots, mostly) also made it closer to the strike zone than 50 Cent. A lack of functional arms didn’t stop T-Rex from outperforming the rapper. Among other entertainers, Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian both embarrassed themselves far less than 50 Cent. Snoop Dogg pretty much nailed it in 2012. Tara the Hero Cat delivered the ball right over home plate, although she had assistance from her owner.
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